INSTANT MESSENGER .

_{Instant messenging is a rather instant solution to all of your spare time issues. Or, as the common situation goes, a distraction from that term paper you've been meaning to write. This is a new, modern way to communicate swiftly and effectively. Also known as procrastination central, use your own screen names and invite your friends to the mall, or simply chat it up with the hottie two streets down. Don't see why you would have to, this is Seattle, i'm sure there are so many things to do once you step outside. Whatever the case is, instant messenging is there to provide a quick solution to your boredom.}