CELL PHONES .

_{It's the 21st century; if you don't have one of these handy gadgets, you're no doubt living under a rock. This is an excuse to tell people what you can't to their face, and an even lazier version of meeting up with them. It's probably your advantage that over the phone or text you can't get punched or slapped. Just remember: breaking up over text message is pretty cold. Then again, maybe you just want to contact your friends. This is a great way to do it, and everybody should have a cell phone.}